Nunca Tierra

Well, this scene wasn't in the movie of course - it's a kids movie. But the real story goes like this:

One dark and stormy night in the Bronx, a boy named Peter and girl who sometimes goes by Wendy (but usually by Ashley), armed with a blue bedsheet, two green t-shirts and a needle and thread quickly adorned themselves for gala at the Olmstead Ward.

"Second star to the right and straight on till morning," said Peter

Pretty soon they landed in a big room full of Pinatas, Politicians and Pooh bears, and other such like creatures. Music and mayhem filled the air. People ate pies with their faces, bit donuts off of strings, bobbed for apples. The pinata danced with the senorita, McCain danced with Palin, and Sister Oppenheimer, well, she wouldn't stop to get a partner - I think she danced all night.

But soon the night waxed late, and Peter felt the weariness of growing-up in his bones, and said to Wendy "Lets fly back to the Bronx where we'll never grow old." And so they did, landing in a big soupy puddle, and that's why their costumes are all wet now.

The End